[SPLIT LIP]

Bug is a loser, Catface is a shithead, and fishlady is a future guest on Maury with the fucked up mother mentality she sports.

Funny you like Gamel. Most people list him as their least favourite because of his droning, whiney voice.

Also, finished Ryuki episode 6: I think Batfart's math is wrong. Since the get go they've touted the thirteen Rider thing. Scissors just got eated by his own monster, and Batdisco says there's eleven riders left, plus himself and Ryuki. That makes thirteen, but considering before Scissors got munched, there would have been fourteen, he's not doing it right. Tell Darkwing to by a better calculator.

Also also, this episode really highlights why I find "Kamen Rider as a horror show" a flawed perspective. If it were, it'd be a fucking awful horror show. Seriously, the simple fact that people die is not horror. Not when they're being offed by ridiculous rubber monsters and it silly ways like getting eaten by a monster with no mouth. The episode would've been better if they didn't dramatic-up the death scene and left it just a straight up murder instead of trying to make it gruesome by having the disgusting noises and Batfro looking away like he's not watching two dudes in rubber suits hug and jiggle.

Revenge of the also, why do those lazy fucks just expect Beiber girl to make them food and tea on a whim? I know she runs a cafe, but I don't see them pay. Get it your own damn selves.