[GoseiWonder]

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Originally Posted by KRX

For that matter, what illegal substances are Cartoon Network smoking by allowing shows like Almost-Naked Animals to even make it beyond the fevered cheese-dream phase and continue airing to this day, despite the fact that there is no merchandise available for it and shows of similar design and make?

CN Executive: da, lets see da soopah heroz make big $$$ and gots da toyz so da action show get da toyz and no toy sales mean it sux so dat meenz we can make funny toons 4 da kiddyz!

GoseiWonder: That makes no sense. Why would you want viewers to watch your channel on the premise of "that's all you offer, might as well suck it up" instead of "these shows are really good and engross me as a viewer?" And this isn't the 90's. why should toys matter in an animated series' success?

CN Executive: YOLO SWAG! WE GOTZ DA KOOL TOONZ!

GoseiWonder: What's that? "Goseiger is awful and Moune is ugly?" I sure hope Sentai doesn't hear that!

*cue Sentai's merciless rage*

Also, Almost-Naked Animals sounds like a satire of a satire that not even CollegeHumor would try to do.