[Klonoahedgehog]

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoseiWonder

Pikachu's electric powers were bestowed by the Ghostly Wyrm, Giratina, to rival Arceus's divine power and prepare Ash for when he will fulfill his destiny and bring Ragnarök upon the world by usurping his father's throne.
Mankind shall suffer insanity as the Lake Trio are destroyed in the cataclysms, the Legendary Birds and Beast shall battle for supremacy, the Weather Trio shall evaporate oceans and drown the highest peaks as Rayquaza is held captive by the mighty Golems. And there shall be a Millenium of Doom.

And lo, Mew and it's brother, Mewtwo, shall lead the Swords of Justice in the Great Rebirth. Resharim and Zekrom shall be made whole once more, and the Kami Trio shall replenish the land and sea. Jirachi will free the 151 prophesied survivors from the Lake Trio's madness and replenish the world as men shall be formed of Magikarp and women of the Feebas. And peace and order shall reign in the world of Pokémon.

Yes I just made all that crap up.

That kind of sounds like something Linkara said in one of the Pokemon reviews.

French women are hot. :P