[Klonoahedgehog]

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Originally Posted by GoseiWonder

You think THAT'S the only weird thing? What about that Big Lipped Alligator Moment Christmas special? Santa is real. Santa Claus is a corruption of Sant Niklaus which is a Germanic variation of Saint Nicholas, an early Turkish Bishop. For that matter, Nicky is a Saint. How does that work? Is there a Pope in Pokemon to appoint Sainthood or does Arceus do it? And would Christians in the Pokemon world worship the Trinity or Arceus? If there is a Pope in PokeWorld there has to be a Vatican City which means there also has to be an Italy and a Turkey since St. Nick was Turkish. Santa's trademark red is a product of Coca-Cola marketing since ye olde drawings before Coke depicted Santa dressed more like a Bishop, does that mean Atlanta Georgia (heck ALL of Georgia) is real to? South America is real vine the first game. Africa and Southern Asia also has to be real due to Pokedex entries featuring specifically Indian Elephants, not Donphan or just elephants in general, meaning there is a need to be specific about what kind of elephant Gaslty can KO.

Oh my gosh, I just channeled Suede.

Man this franchise is just one big retcon nightmare. Hell i'm pretty sure there were real life animals at one point.