[TheFightingSpirit]

We are, yes, but I'm pretty certain (while there is a fanon page for it) that USA today wouldn't report on a future release using fanon and a completely unfounded rumour as a source. After all, regardless of their competance or lack there of they're supposed to be a news company. That's their business. The way they make money.

I know one of you will jump in saying corruption and sensationalism exist in the media but, this definitely looks a little more than pure fanfic, dude.

Best hoax ever other wise.