[Dormamu]

And now a song.


I am the very mockery of a modern Japan pirate,
Our story line is making fans of sentai want to riot.
I know the script and I quote lines quite blandly.
From Goseiger to Gokaiger we change it up so grandly.
I'm cast by Haim Saban to be stereotypical
With my band of actors we give this script a burial.
About things like winning I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about nothing your kids can use.

I use the phrase of super mega way too fast and light
Hearing my voice is like your ears cut with a knife.
In short in matters of winning I am dull as a carrot
I am the very mockery of a modern Japan pirate.

I know our ranger history, its missing some years
But Gosei trolls us with some fluff and all our powers are right here.
We try so hard to make this series look like its so cool and all,
But only if youre five then you can buy our toys and have a ball.
Iconic figures from past sentais are random characters;
Like SPD and SPD and SPD and DaiRanger.
I know the villain of the week is so recycled,
But we've been doing this so long our zord is a tricycle.
We don't call it a pirate ship it's super mega wizard,
It's so messed up, it screws with Den-O's gizzard.

These powers make no sense since we already have suits,
But Gia really likes the boots and we all get to shoot.
In short, when I've a smattering of showing real emotion,
You'll say a better did this and it was poetry in motion.

This season is a tribute and it's all starlit,
But it's New Zealand and I get to play like I'm a hobbit.
You can say what you want as I am the very mockery of a modern Japan pirate,
I get a big fat check, so you can all be quiet.