[Talisman]

Was once in a shipwreck, and cast adrift at sea for 29 days and 29 nights. On the third day, weak from clinging to a piece of wreckage that had once been a wooden replica of Robert DeNiro's mole, he was devoured whole by a great white shark.

Not one to allow himself to perish in such an embarrassing manner, he cobbled together a blade made from detritus he found within the shark's stomach, and killed and devoured the beast from within. He then converted the now empty husk into a makeshift submarine and fought his way through a flotilla of cursed Nazi Submariners back to shore, where he received a vision from Poseidon himself, who commending him for his bravery and resourcefulness, before being granted the boon of a small commemorative plate.

Since then he has never set foot in the ocean and actively disdains beaches.