[Kamen Rider Lucha]

I checked this one out to satisfy my morbid curiosity. How will they introduce Gokai Silver?

And wow. Not doing that again. Of the three full episodes of Super Megaforce I've watched, this might be the worst? I'm not sure I've ever seen so incompetently written a half hour of television.

No joke, every line of dialogue was exposition. That is not hyperbole. I've read Lego instruction manuals that had more drama in them than this episode. Dora the Explorer has more nuance than this show (at least there, a kid learns a few Spanish words).

And these poor actors. I've decided that they're not even that bad. I think a lot of people are mistakenly blaming them for the shittiness of this show. The blame lies squarely on the piss poor writing. If Robert DeNiro performed this script, people would think he was terrible too.

This was just... it was an abortion.