[MST3KFan]

I'm recalling the skit Andre the Black Nerd did in Black Nerd Rants about Saban and its evil ways, and replacing him with Bandai of America...

"Excuse us, Bandai, but could we maybe get some more female Ranger keys?"

"NO! In fact, we're going to replace any main female character on a team that should be made with one of the extra Rangers because they AREN'T female. I AM BANDAI!!!"

"Bandai, could we maybe possibly get some Rangers not already made a few times now or aren't guaranteed to be made due to popularity?"

"NO!!! In fact, with Tommy as our cash cow equivalent to Wolverine is to the X-Men, we're going to push ALL of his forms onto you whether you want them or not even by giving you ANOTHER Mighty Morphin Red Ranger! I AM BANDAI!!!"

"Bandai, what was the point of the voting for keys contest? Wasn't it so we could get keys of Rangers we'd otherwise not see? Like female Rangers?"

"NO!!! We just wanted you to think your votes mattered, but we already had picked out who was getting keys long ago, and just wanted you to believe your choices mattered. I AM BANDAI!!!"