[Dr Kain]

Aliens vs Predator When Lighting Fails... I mean Requiem - Words cannot describe how much this movie sucks. It is so bad that it makes Alien Resurrection look like Aliens. There is nothing to like at all in this movie. You cannot even say you like the designs of the monsters because you can barely ever see them. The PredAlien looks down right stupid from what you can make of it, and the movie puts plot and character development to the side lines so it can just throw at your action sequence after action sequence without there being any rhyme or reason for it. Everyone in the city is just there to die. What is worse is the fact that these so called Brothers Strause (have no idea what they have done before or after this movie) try to copy things from previous movies and cannot even get it right. They have a character named Dallas, obviously meant to be a homage to Dallas from Alien even though this guy is an utter moron and we know next to nothing about him other than he was once a thief. Then there is some military woman and her daughter, clearly meant to represent Ripley and Newt, but again, without any story to go with it. We are just supposed to like these characters without having a reason to do so. What is worse is the movie goes for shock value with the likes of having a Xenomorph burst out of a child's chest and then the pointless nursery scene. None of it was done for scare factor, it was done to get people talking about the movie to say, "OMG, I cannot believe they did this." There is no reason to watch this movie at all as the effects are crap, the CGI looks like absolute ****, and the Predator is easily the worst design yet. And why would he go to Earth by himself? That makes no damn sense. The only scene that makes this movie worth suffering through is watching the blonde dumbass getting killed by the Predator saw frisbee boomerang thing. She so had her death coming and it was over due. Overall, this movie is nothing but crap and it is pretty much Battlefield Earth bad. It is an insult to everything Scott, Cameron, Weaver, O'Bannon, and Giger created. I give this turdfest a 1/10 stars.