[SPLIT LIP]

Eiji would pull out the belt, Spidey would think it's a gun or something, and web it away/web his hands. The fight wouldn't even start. And if OOO tried to get the drop on him, he'd sense it.

Spider-man's a cheap fuck. He quickly spams low-level attacks so his enemies can't build up anything effective. OOO takes too long to change forms.

Also, people seem to forget how smart Spider-man is. Everyone expects a straight fight and not anything at all realistic or reflective of the participants.

When people see a "vs" fight they don't consider the character's personalities, methods, or anything. They just imagine how hard either can punch.

The only way Spidey could lose is if Eiji used Super TaToBa and went for the finisher immediately before Spidey even realised there was a fight. But that's not how Eiji works. He's never done that, and would never fight like that. Likewise Spidey would have to be unrealistically slow, dimwitted and predictable to let OOO reach any of his stronger forms. OOO may get to TaToBa, but any time Spidey sees a medal he'd web it away and put it in a little web-bag he'd hold onto out of OOO's reach. In fact, he'd probably wait until OOO had taken the old medals out, then web his medals away and gum the driver, forcing Eiji to de-henshin, then string him up and leave a little bitch-face note on him for the cops. Jameson would then bitch about it in the newspaper and Spidey would spend the night examining and playing with the medals.