[Starscream Gaga]

I'm sure Mewtwo will be available to everyone without both eventually at a price. This is Nintendo. For some reason people act like they're not the biggest money-grabbers in the business, but they're quite literally the worst. There's no way they're not going to wait a bit, get whoever they can to buy both consoles and then, when nobody's buying them any more, release Mewtwo so everyone who hadn't bought both can give them money too. I'm getting him free, but I still think the whole thing is a tool move on their part.

Speaking of money-grabbing, has anyone noticed how crap Amiibos are? Like, they're literally the crappiest thing ever. They offer absolutely nothing more interesting or more fun then just adding a Lvl 9 COM to your battle, its just they cost you $15 a pop so the people brain-dead enough to think "Oh! Wow! A COM restricted to a single character that increases its AI by playing against it!" can further empty their pockets into Nintendo's. Such a waste of money and time that you just know will soon become an integral part of Nintendo's business.

I was assuming that the stupid COM gimmick wasn't the only thing those pieces of plastic had to offer, that there was some great secret that was yet to be revealed. But nope. That's it. Its a single character COM that slowly increases its AI and stats (like those Customs! Such new!) that you can take to your friends' houses for whatever reason.

Oh! But as the Direct proudly announced, you can put two Amiibo COMs in a fight and watch them battle yourself! Whoopee.

And the worst part is I'm probably dumb enough to impulse buy one. Ugh.