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It's intermission time!

Intermission #01- Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
- First ten minutes summed up: WE'RE EXTREME, YEAAAAAH. SKYYYYYYDIVIIIIIIIIN' WOOOOOOOOO! YEAAAAAAAAAAH ROLLER BLADING! FUCK YEAH!
- As much as I dug a bunch of the designs in this film, I still can't get over Zordon's appearance in this movie and I'm not even talking about before he became a bedridden weird blobman.
- I really dig Alpha's look... outside of the doorbell on his head. I don't know what the hell they were trying with that.
- ...is Zedd's voice actor different in the movie, or was his voice overprocessed?
- Who the hell is the Pig Dude supposed to be?
- Ivan Ooze is a glorious bastard and the saving grace of the entire film. S.H. FIGUARTS, WHEN?
- I like the implications the movie has of Zordon constantly using a bunch of teenagers to do his bidding for thousands and thousands of years. Makes you wonder how many Rangers there have been.
- I still hate Aisha with a passion.
- It sorta bothers me that the only returning weapon is Saba, especially as the rangers have Blade Blasters attached to their hips at all times.
- TIME TO TELEPORT TO A PLANET WE HAVE NEVER SEEN OR DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN COME BACK FROM BECAUSE ZORDON HAS HOURS LEFT TO LIVE. WISEST. DECISION. EVER.
- Mmmmmm Dulcea. You can make my stick whistle anytime.
- I really prefer this origin story of the Ninja Powers instead of "Hey we found this blue Marvin The Martian-sounding dude in a jar" to be honest. The idea of the Ninjetti and the sacred animals sounds a lot better than "Hey sup, I helped make the dino coins. It's cool, I'll help you out."
- Poor Adam. "I'm a frog... "
- Evil Megazords/Mecha really needs to be used more in PR/Sentai.
- OH NO THE PARENTS ARE KIDNAPPED AND DOING WEIRD SHIT.
- Really dug the dinosaur fossil fight scene. I just wish Billy at some point went "....Tri... TRICERATOPS?!"
- No yeah Tommy. Keep hitting those bones with a fucking stick. No, okay. Yeah. Jam it in his eye hole. That's gonna solve everythi- okay you just pulled out what appears to have been The Master Bone out of sheer luck.... good job, I guess.
- The Gargoyle fight was pretty cool, except for the "Ninjetti Corkscrew Kick". That was... geeehhhhhhhhhrhhghhghh.
- For fucks sake, Aisha. Get your headband on straight. Stop being incompetent at everything you do.
- Bad CG aside, I really liked the direction the zord battle went in terms of how the zords fought and how the cockpits looked. That and the two mecha that Ooze had avoided the somewhat laughable trope of "Hey the bad guy is giant now" even with Ivan becoming one with the mecha. It works, considering that the machine was running on Ooze.
- Wait... is that the Shogun Megazord's fish sword?
- Regarding the whole LEAP TO OUR DOOM subplot: 1) It was nothing more than a time filler. 2) Bulk and Skull were hanging out with a bunch of kids... why? 3) Who gives a fuck?
- Hey remember that comet that was briefly mentioned during the whole YEAAAAAAH EXTREME thing in the beginning? It's Deus Ex Machina time!

The movie, overall, is a lot more solid and not as unbearable as MMPR itself. The ONLY thing worse than the actual show itself are the zords. I mean, come on. Look at this thing.