[AgileSiamang7]

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Originally Posted by Kickback

Somewhere in a TOEI office...

Executive #1: Super Sentai ratings continue to plummet.
Executive #2: Toy sales are doing just fine though.
Executive #1: So you're saying no one is watching the show...
Executive #2: Yes.
Executive #1: But everyone is buying the toys...?
Executive #2: That is correct.
Executive #1: Where are most of the toys going?
Executive #2: To the USA.
Executive #1: So we're selling a ton of toys to USA and yet no one in Japan is watching the show?
Executive #2: That's what I'm saying sir.
Executive #1: And we have a new series about ninjas? What are we doing for a sixth?
Executive #2: Ninjas sir and we're still in the planning stages for the sixth.
Executive #1: Let's make him an American, cheeseburger eating cowboy. Who is a ninja.
Executive #2: Sir! That is simply preposterous! What will the kids watching the show think?
Executive #1: NO ONE IS WATCHING THE SHOW!
Executive #2: Good point. Fuck it. Cheeseburger morpher, cowboy ninja, American, let's do it.
Executive #1: THANKS FOR WATCHING AMERICANS!

You win an internet for this, sir!