[SideswipePrime]

Crossover #1



“Hello, kids!” Steve shouts with excitement, “Do you know what time it is?” Steve pauses, waiting for a response. “It’s Blue’s Clues!” Steve shouts again. “Now we just need our Handy Dandy Notebook!” He yells again, “Blue’s Clues~! Blue’s Clues~! You know what to do~! Sit down in our Thinking Chair and think…think…thiiiink~! ‘Cause when we use our minds and take a step at a time, we can do anything…that we want to do~!” Steve sings to himself. “Well, now we’ve got to find three paw prints,” Steve said, determined to achieve his life’s goal. He starts at the kitchen, and sees a paw print on an odd looking box. Steve wonders what hidden treasure may be inside this box. Blue notices that Steve is about to open the box, and leaps toward him, attempting to prevent him from opening it, but it’s too late. Unspeakable horrors begin to emerge from within the box. “BLUE! Why would you put a paw print on a Pandora’s Box?!?” Steve panics. In response Blue grabs a note with a paw print on it that reads “DO NOT OPEN THIS BOX UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.” “Oh! So I was supposed to find that clue first!” Steve says, realizing his mistake. Blue then barks at him. “Oh you’re right, the box!” Steve then uses all of his might to close the box of horror. “Good thing we closed it eh, Blue” Steve says with a sigh of relief, “If we hadn’t something bad could-“ He pauses mid-sentence as he looks out his window. “A zombie invasion?!?” He yells, “How are we going to stop this, Blue?!?” Blue runs down the hall, barking at Steve as if to signal him to follow her. “Why are we going to the basement, Blue?” he asks his best friend. They walk down the stairs, and open the door to the basement. “Oh right!” Steve says, “The Stargate…I forgot we had that.” Steve ponders his next move. What could Blue possibly want him to do with their Stargate? It hits him then and there. He and Blue have to find help from someone from another dimension, but who? Zombies were banging at his door, he didn’t have much time to decide. He punched in a random code into the Stargate. He didn’t care who’s help he got, as long as it was someone who could stop this madness! Suddenly a pair of scantily clad women walk out of the Stargate. “Who are you two?” Steve asks the two women.
“I think the better question is why did you bring us here?” Says the one dressed in black and red. Steve then explains the situation to them, and how he didn’t know the dangers that the box possessed.
“Say no more. It’s obvious that you need our help…idiot.” Says the woman in white.
“By the way, you guys never told me your names, or why you two are dressed so weirdly” Steve interjects.
“I’m Ryuko Matoi,” says the one in black.
“and I’m Satsuki Kiryuin,” says the one in white.
“Nice to meet you two,” Steve says nervously, “Now please help us!”
“Fine…” says Ryuko, reluctantly.
“But first!” Satsuki yells halting everyone in their tracks, “Take this, and put it on.” She says handing Steve an odd outfit. “It’s called a Goku Uniform, it’ll give you powers as well, you may as well make yourself useful.” Satsuki says curtly.
“Alright, let’s do this!” Ryuko says with a smirk. They all rush out Steve’s front door, ready to combat the zombie army. “Decapitation Mode!!!” Ryuko says making her sword longer. She then swings her sword, killing several zombies. “What’s this?” She asks herself, “Satsuki! These zombies are infused with Life Fibers!”
“What? How?!?” Satsuki responds while fending off a zombie, “That makes no sense!”
Speve punches a zombie in the cheek, knocking it several hundred feet away. “What are Life Fibers?” He asks.
“Well, it’s,” Satsuki responds, but then she thinks about what she’s about to say, “You know what? Nevermind.” She starts thinking to herself. If these zombies are Life Fiber infused, does that mean that cutting them will bring them back to normal? She then looks at the first batch that Ryuko took our, and just as she thought, they were turning back to normal! “Ok, good, now I don’t have to hold back!” Satsuki yells. She flies around the battlefield slashing zombies left and right. “Weaklings! All of you!” She yells.
“I can’t let her be the only cool one!” Steve then unleashes a flurry of powerful punches at a large group of zombies, launching them in the air towards Ryuko. Ryuko responds, slashing each and every one of them with keen precision. The three fight for several hours, before they finally cut down each and every last zombie.
“That…was…though.” Says Steve, catching his breath.
“Is everything back to normal?” Asks Ryuko.
“Seems that way,” Satsuki responds.
“Thanks for helping me you two, I don’t know what I would have done without you,” Steve says, thanking his two scantily clad saviors.
“So, we can go home now, right?” asks Ryuko
“Yeah…sure…I’m just gonna go in bed and sleep for the next 3 days” Steve says exhausted.
Satsuki clears her throat. “I’m going to need that back,” She says in a serious tone.
“Alright,” Steve says taking it off, and handing it to her, not caring about the fact that he was now nude for some reason. He wasn’t going to think about it too much. Ryuko and Satsuki then return to their world, and Steve Steve goes to his room, and passes out on his super soft cloud like pillow.
-The End