[barnstenchfartface]

Decided to watch the first episode of Dino Charge out of curiosity, what with it being the currently airing series and all.

Man, first off, what in the fuck is that keeper thing supposed to be? Seriously. It's like ET and Nibbler had a baby. A really, really ugly baby. And then someone made a crappy puppet face of it out of monkey asses. What an ugly abomination this is.

Also, what the hell. It's like they pulled their ideas of what dinosaurs looked like from the 80s. What is this? It's 2015 guys, study some paleontology.

Also, the red dude took a selfie in portrait mode and the resulting image was in landscape. You can only push my suspension of disbelief so far, Power Rangers.

The fight scene was pretty awesome, though. Even if it only lasted two seconds. Not enough.

Anyway, the script was pretty goddamn painful. Pretty dreadful first impression all around, really.

Man, I'm going back to RPM. Speaking of which, episode 6 is perfection through and through. Ziggy is just such a fun character. What did that one gifset call him? "A little shit with a heart of gold?" Never has something been so accurate. Man RPM is great.