[barnstenchfartface]

I'm watching Super Hero Taisen Z now. Let's see!

-Butts.

-Lots of butts.

-It's so weird to see a Taisen movie that actually features Sentai at all. I've only seen the two most recent ones, and those are Super Sentai movies about as much as they are Space Sheriff movies.

-This thing just farted. A compelling character hook.

-Gavan's actor is bad at acting. And Yonemura, at writing.

-What are those shitty noises? Could it be...no, it can't be...this shrill auditory diarrhea....no....it's Shocker grunts! AAAAAAAAAH

-"Have you heard of the secret evil organization, Shocker?" Why would he if it's a secret, you dumb squid fuck.

-These Space Ika Devil puns kindly borrowed from Ika Musume.

-This isn't limited to this movie or anything but watching Wizard I really find myself noticing all these locations that have been used in a ton of other Kamen Rider shows. I've seen this stadium at least two other times, I'm pretty sure.

-Wow, Kyoryu Blue is awful at jokes. I like him.

-Wow, Daigo is awful at greetings.

-I bet this is Spider Man.

-Maybe Space Spider Man?

-Hey it's (Space?) Scorpion Man and (Space Mexico?) cactus dude. I'm pertty sure his name was cactus dude.

-It's morphin' time! I have extremely limited exposure to Sentai transformation devices but I like the sounds of the Go-Busters' about a thousand times better than any other I've heard. The Go-Busters are pretty swell.

-Fart soccer.

-Gavan does scowl a lot.

-Finally Nitou shows up.

-Lots of magic blamin' going on with the Kamen Riders here. Guess the Magirangers don't exist?

-Holy shit, Yonemura is experiencing self awareness. Wait, no, he wrote two more of these stupid plots, never mind.

-It's convenient that these guys decided to review their evil schemes at this time in this manner with such detail. This sort of bold faced expository dialogue is truly the mark of solid storytelling.

-This movie is nonsense.

-Everyone in the store is keeping quiet but I'm pretty sure they're all just thinking "I have no idea what the hell this gokai silver kid is babbling about"

-"I don't even know what a gokai silver is."

-I can't take this drama seriously. "Let's sacrifice the Earth!" "NO U." I am just laughing.

-This movie is really boring when I'm not making fun of it in my head. When funny shit happens though, holy shit. "I'm working on disabling your lock, Gavan!" *shot of her just pressing the same damn button over and over* This movie is hilarious.

-Two minutes ago Gavan was like "We may have to sacrifice the Earth!" now Sharivan's like "We're gonna have to sacrifice the Earth!" and all of a sudden Gavan is salty. I think he's just angry they stole his idea.

-Gavan is an M.

-This movie is nonsense.

-So...they had time for Yoko to get changed...?

-Oh hey more heroes are showing up. Including A-MA-ZOOOOOON. Who sounds nothing like A-MA-ZOOOOOOOOON. But anyway.

-I haven't watched Fourze, so it's not like I'm particularly attached to the character, but that it took 57 minutes for him to show up in a space movie is almost offensive all the same.

-"Yeah, I just carry a bunch of Metal Hero keys around all the time. You know. Just in case."

-Haruto hasn't shown up in like 40 minutes.

-Ah there he is.

-What, forget Shaider? Ludicrous. How could anyone forget Shaider?

-No seriously who the hell is Shaider.

-I can't believe Fartso was evil. What a twist. What a twist indeed. Such the twist.

-RIP Old Engrish Man, you died as you lived: old, and engrishy, and stupid.

-Credit where credit is due, the Beet J. Buster gags were pretty funny. And I say that knowing nothing about the character. Still.

-RIP fartpod.

-Huh. I KNEW that ship looked like it had legs.

-Oh joy the "We all learned shit from each other" part of the crossover. Always the best part, especially when the characters involved spent all of two minutes on screen together.

-Shut the fuck up about Brave, Daigo.

Well, that wasn't exactly a good movie, but then they never are. I will say I had more fun watching it than the other two, if just because I forced myself to find entertainment in its awfulness. I'd say it's better than them too, though the term's relative.

Least that's done.