[Leo Novum]

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Originally Posted by GoldenXtreme

I'm curious about how you'll like 555 Leo Novum, it's quite the... thing.

I just started it out of curiosity. I am actually prepared to be disappointed but then again, Gaim and W has set the bar way too high for other Riders to begin with, in my opinion.

Anyways, Kamen Rider Faiz ep2:

-Run, Yuji, Run!

-Umm, Takumi, you do realize that the girl just indirectly saved your life? Why are you chastising her for giving you dust-zombie destroying cyber-armor?

-Sorry Mari, the mug is more interesting than your exposition. Also, I wonder if Takumi is going to be less of a jerk now that his bag is found... nope, still a jerk.

-Yuji, don't do it! Aw, he did it. Oh well, I bet you'll just re-spawn later.... I was right.

-Takumi, what the hell is wrong with you? You just don't throw Rider gear away like that? And neither do you shrug off responsibility! Uncle Ben would be disappointed in you! Oh and nice job throwing away your own bag.

-"Life is frail. Life is limited. So why don't you think about true life? Be smart, true life is your start." Whoa, creepy foreshadowing! And the English spoken in the commercial is actually intelligible!

-It's not a normal belt? You don't say? But the pawnshop keeper says that it's just a belt! Seriously, you guys are making me feel as if this show should belong to Yuji, who has already been hit by a truck and put in a coma, come back from the dead, get back-stabbed by his family and dumped by his girlfriend (although her case is kind of understandable), turned into a centaur thingy, tried suicide and failed and finally got kidnapped by blue butterfly lady. And the second episode's not even over yet!

-A barbershop at an amusement park? Seriously? Well, this could be worse. They could be a pair of mimes instead.

-Oh look, Takumi is sneaking off with his bag again! Five dollars say that he made the same fucking mistake again...I WAS RIGHT!

-Whoa, way to be a bitch and ruin Yuji's already shitty life, Chie! And you were just ready to run back in his arms not even five minutes ago. I am with Yuji on this one. Kill her already.

-And here we will find a Sonada Mari in her natural habitat, being a clumsy damsel in distress, trying her best to generate drama and yet failing to do so.

-OH MY GAWD! THE CGI! THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE CGI!

-I am pretty sure that van won't save you, Mari.

-Now that's what I am talking about! Laser targeted Rider Kick!

-We now return to Kiba Yuji, the real reason we watch this show. While the rest of the cast is giving kids haircuts in amusement parks and getting their bags switched like some hoary joke with an over used punchline, he is contemplating the meaning of existence over the corpse of his former girlfriend known as Chie. We now witness him finally give in to the darkness in his heart and stride purposefully towards blue butterfly lady who smiles at her student. Truly a heartwarming moment for the forces of EVIIIIILLLLLL!