[barnstenchfartface]

I'm up to episode 9 of Agito.

That Houjou dude is an ass hole.

Also I want an SS Figuarts Gills.

Anyway, I wasn't planning on it until a bit later, but doing it now simplifies things a lot, so. Let's watch Shin Kamen Rider.

-Institute of Super Science huh. Sounds super.

-Hey, Ishinomori cameo.

-Ishinomori is sneaky.

-Great Grasshopper Fetishist Onizuka

-This scene is trying to be serious but I'm just sitting here thinking Shin should put on some pants.

-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

-No really, what. "STAY AWAY FROM ME FOREVER!!!! well nevermind ai let's go skinny dipping i guess"

-This movie is strange

-Well that was one grotesque transformation.

-I like how the pregnancy only became in any way apparent once the characters and audience first became aware of it. The way it was never foreshadowed and is only working as the plot demands it is truly some good storytelling.

-This fetus's face is far creepier than the fact that it is half grasshopper.

-Also, she's been pregnant for what, three days I'm guessing? Maybe more, maybe less. I don't care. But she doesn't even look a little bit pregnant. How is this grasshuman so developed already. Where the hell is it even hiding.

-Yeah Ai, shield your bulletproof baby daddy with your own not bulletproof meat. That's smart. You smart, Ai. You smart.

-Mighty spine day we're having innit.

-I think this head was an acorn in its past life.






















-(because he NEVER GIVES UP, see)

-Yeah so...I guess his dad exploded too?

-The end. Goodbye creepy baby.

Hrm. Yeah. That was a movie.

I give it a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯/10

That is all.