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Episode 4 of Fiveman...I need more Fiveman in my life. This was fantastically insane. This episode features an Elephant that can turn water into liquor. Hilarity ensues as everything in the show gets drunk. I don't want to say anymore because it's something that is so insane it has to be seen for yourself. But if you must know...

The monster starts by getting kids drunk. Then Fiveman learns that it's not just the kids, but the whole town. This town includes 2 drunk nuns and a drunk dog. The Yellow Ranger gets drunk from the water as well.

Through the course of the episode, it's revealed that the monster can change gasoline into liquor too. In the real world that makes no sense, but here it gets the cars drunk.

There's more. Like all drinking episodes of Sentai, the drunk ranger can magically do drunken fist. This leads to a completely unmorphed with no stunt actors fight between Yellow and the monster. Yellow kicks major ass while drinking herself silly.

There's still one more awesome bit. During the meagazord fight, Yellow is told to save the day by driving the Megazord while drunk. Not only do we have a drunken Megazord, but the moral of the day is just so great. You know, for kids!

Seriously, Fiveman is going on my list of shows that need complete subs. Right under Kakuranger for now.