[GoseiWonder]

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Originally Posted by MarsHottentot

I loved the Dreamcast game the most, liked the old Sega games but, my most vivid Sonic memory sprang not from the creative minds of the people behind the games or the comics (which were huge, weirdly enough), but from the twisted imagination of a thirteen year old customer of mine (record store) circa 1995...

His nickname was "Krull" and, before this day, Krull never seemed to be anything but a normal, everyday American kid. This day, however, Krull came in the store excited about a drawing he made.

In one corner of an otherwise blank piece of paper and colored with color pencils was a crude image of Sonic the Hedgehog, holding an equally crudely executed, bleeding severed penis and testicles, telling the reader to "Eat Your Yum-Yums!" I believe my response was "What the fuck is wrong with you?".

Well, to his credit, thanks to that little drawing, every time I think of Sonic the Hedgehog, I don't immediately think of the character shooting for rings, but rather goading me into potentially eating a presumably dead person's genitalia.

Now you must also live with this!

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