[barnstenchfartface]

I'm gonna be so poor this entire year.

Lots of awesome shit from descriptions alone. DX Legend items? Be still my poor heart.

Seriously I don't know how many firstborns I'll have to sacrifice to afford all this but I know I'm gonna try.

Though if GENM and Paradox are different characters that pretty much does mean Parad has been a red herring I suppose. We'll see.

And with Ex-Aid getting another upgrade so quickly it pretty much means DKHZ is gonna end up as a Deadheat scenario I'm guessing. I'd like it if it wasn't the case, but it's probably possible it's the last upgrade Lazer or Snipe are gonna get. Brave is number 2 so he may get something but who knows. It'd be awesome if all five of them got something come third quarter but it's pretty unlikely.

Assuming of course this is all true in the first place.