[MaskedRiderAsakura]

Man, Chihiro must be trying to outdo Emu for having the worst life ever.

Let's do the checklist:

- Is an Amazon with an uncontrollable urge to eat people
- Only has three real friends, one of them is dead and the other might die
- Said friends are also people you want to eat
- Madly in love with a girl who is literally too dead to show any strong feelings towards you
- Ate your mother during one of your cravings
- Except she's alive now as an Amazon and probably wants to kill you
- Your dad DEFINITELY wants to kill you
- You murderized at least 19 people in a fit of rage so now...
- 4C, Reika Mizusawa and Nozama Pest Control also want to kill you
- You can probably add Haruka and Mizuki to that list, too
- That girl you've in love with? Yeah, she's also been given orders to kill you


Keep in mind, this record-breaking Trauma Congo line is happening to a guy that's mentally 5 years old.