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Originally Posted by barnstenchfartface

'tis over. I have now watched all 40 episodes of Saban's Masked Rider.

Frankly, looking back, I struggle to even call it a bad show. On some level, I really wish it was the horrible, awful show I half expected it to be, because at least that may have been entertaining or interesting in some respects. In reality, it's just about the most painfully bland and forgettable 90's kid-oriented sitcom imaginable, occasionally sloppily interspersed with some shit about aliens and bugs.

There just isn't much to say about it. It really isn't a show worth wasting precious moments of one's life on. But I guess I did. Though, full disclosure, I cheated, because I watched everything from around episode 17 forward at at least x2 speed, because...I mean, why spend any more time on it than necessary. It was still perfectly comprehensible, and no less boring.

Even Ferbus is just kinda there. He sucks, but in the worst way imaginable, where it's not even worth getting worked up about or caring, just like the rest of the show. It's all just so trite.

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"I AM AMAZON" was pretty funny though.

I hope you kept a receipt. I'm pretty sure that, right as you die, you're allowed to get back any time spent watching Masked Rider.