[GoldenXtreme]

I hate everything. I just finished watching the entirety of Kiva and it was horrendous. Absolutely terrible. I don't think I have ever seen anything that made me experience existential despair like that.



Look at this picture. This picture is everything that is wrong with Kiva. Applying even a small amount of thought to it causes everything to break down, leaving only stupidity. Am I to seriously believe that they are just having a conversation in the middle of this conference room table? How did Bishop get the chair in? Did they climb over or under the desks? No one knows. This is exactly like the entirety of Kiva. The show can't be arsed to explain something as simple as HOW A CHARACTER WHO WAS TURNED INTO A FANGIRE AND KILLED RANDOMLY COMES BACK TO LIFE AS A HUMAN. This kind of thing happens so much it is insane. There are more hanging threads in this narrative than shows that actually get cancelled in the middle. Don't even get me started on the characters. Button Gremlin of all people was my favorite, I was that desperate. Otoya was quite possibly the most disgusting little shriveled up tick of a man I have ever had the displeasure of dealing with, maybe even more so than Kaixa, since at least Kaixa was shown in a negative light. Most other characters seemed to have character development that consisted of the writers randomly changing their minds about what they wanted to do. Horrible romance everywhere. HORRIBLE HORRIBLE ROMANCE. Seriously, I could barely tell I was watching tokusatsu at times. The Fangires were also so weirdly underdeveloped for what seemed to be an attempt at a sympathetic villain. The show seems incapable of explaining exactly what their motivations are, or why they just go around murdering everybody. Are we supposed to assume that the various heroic Fangires we see commit causal murder whenever they are hungry? Or maybe that the power of love or whatever makes them not hungry? We'll never know. I can't even talk about the ending what the hell. Awful, absolutely awful, the worst Rider, nay toku, I have seen yet! Ugh, I still have to watch the movies and stuff, wish me luck.

(Sorry all you Kiva fans...)