[Kurona]

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Originally Posted by AkibaSilver

EDIT: Also, let's all agree that AU Gai got killed by the Ark-controlled Humagears. Let's see if your plans are still going at 1000% now, dumbass.

I couldn't help thinking about this the whole time! Granddad Hiden says the Ark's malice towards humanity came from Will and Soreo but I was immediately like, haha, nope; subs for this came out after Gai revealed that Everything Is His Fault! So that context just... makes everything so funny.

Like, imagine you're this evil mastermind CEO who hates your rival's funny robots and it's getting in the way of selling your own stuff. So you play some 6-dimensional chess and come up with a galaxy brain idea that involves making your rival's funny robots hate humanity so that eventually people want them to be gone forever, simultaneously selling not just your economic product of the Zaiaspec but the warmongering product of the Kamen Rider/Raider!

Everything's going well... until this, like, time demigod comes out of nowhere, turns one of the Funny Robots into a biological monster, and essentially turns your infected satellite from rogue isolated agent to world-conquering Skynet levels that leads to the end of all humanity and your own power and wealth. For, like, no reason. And you swear you've seen this weird giant spider bike thing going about everywhere.

What the flying f*ck just happened????