[DreamSword]

So I decided I wanted to buy a stainless steel popcorn machine off Amazon since, hey, I love me some good popcorn and I already have Amazon Prime. As I go to check out, I notice that there's now an upgrade to Prime called "Amazon Prime X" which claims to deliver your order in 10 minutes or less.

And like, that's way too good to be true right? But hey, they're offering a free trial so shoot, let's try it. I get the trial, I pay for my popcorn machine, and I wait my 10 minutes. No sign of the order, so yeah, knew it was a load of crap. Until...

KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL

WITH THE NONSTOP POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL

X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA

FUCK WAITIN' FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YER OWN

X GONNA DELIVER TO YA