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KAMEN RIDER KIVA EPISODE 44 - "PUNK: BACK TO FATHER”



ha ha ha ha INOUE FOREVER.

You guys.

Of all the ways I thought this episode could go, based on how the last one ended, it didn't even cross my mind that Wataru would use Castle Doran's way-more-of-a-problem-solving-option-than-when-Jiro-first-described-it-to-Nago Time Door to travel to 1986 and pull a reverse Back To The Future to prevent his parents from getting together. It is simultaneously absurd and poignant, which is what makes Inoue one of my favorite tokusatsu storytellers.

Like, this plan of Wataru's is stupid from the jump, but also exactly the sort of thing he'd try. He's distraught over Mio's death, and his role in it, so he does what he always does when the world seems too much: he tries to disappear. But this isn't brandishing a sword at Megumi or shoving Nago. Mio is dead, and hiding away isn't going to cut it. Wataru's pain requires him to eliminate his existence, so he's going to make sure his parents don't "fall in love”. (I really enjoy the G-rated explanation of where babies come from.) So he dresses up in costumes to dissuade Otoyoa, and then he straight-up tells Yuri to go get her man back. It's a plan with a hundred down-sides and no path to success. (It also, like the entirety of this story, requires you to ignore the summer movie.) It's sweet and earnest in all the ways Wataru is famous for, while also being heartbreakingly self-loathing; which, y'know, Wataru is also famous for.

It ignores a whole bunch of collateral damage (Megumi and her brother would completely cease to exist, so I guess we know how little non-Mio people matter to Wataru; pretty sure Wataru has directly or indirectly saved a ton of lives, which are now Fangire food), but this thing never even gets off the blocks. See, Wataru showed up a couple days/weeks (?) too late, since Yuri is breaking up with Otoya.

Probably goes without saying, but this was one of my favorite developments in all of Kiva. The emotional maturity of Yuri to be thankful for the good times she had with Otoya, acknowledge the end of them, and choose to move on? Fantastic. And she stomps on Otoya's foot as she goes, just to let him know that he handled this less maturely than she deserved? HELL YES. It's a template for how to break up with someone, and of all the lessons a tokusatsu show can teach impressionable children, this is one of the most useful. Don't cling to a situation that is deteriorating. Understand the difference between a relationship that can be repaired, and one that needs to end. Be grateful for the positive times you shared with someone. Realize that you are allowed to still care for someone you've broken up with. For a show that has dramatized a relationship with more detail and complexity than I've ever seen a Kamen Rider series attempt, this was such a beautiful coda to a messy, fascinating couple.

Having Wataru's whole Please Don't Bone time-travel plan show up in the midst of such a grown-up plotline made both of them so much better. It's that Inoue thing of combining the most ludicrous tokusatsu insanity (Kivat and Tatsulot just pop out of a wormhole when it's time to Henshin!) with straight-ahead human-scale drama that is an addictive combination for me. It spotlights how childish and ill-considered Wataru's self-negating journey is without ever really saying it out loud, and it gives weight to Yuri and Otoya's conclusion by not having Wataru's schemes amount to anything. It's totally unexpected and entirely welcome.

Most of the 2008 part of this episode was devoted to Nago's new role as Replacement Shima, and that was very cute. (There's another bit where Taiga swears vengeance on Wataru for killing the lady who leapt in front of a finisher, but No Thanks.) It's a quiet little moment of Nago trying to be the boss Shima was (Nago spent half the series shitting all over Megumi, so he's well-qualified), and it's a testament to Nago's growth both dramatically and comedically that this doesn't feel like an imminently doomed promotion. (It's also a total mystery as to whether Nago was promoted by anyone, or if he's just calling dibs or whatever. Is there someone else in W.A.K.E.U.P. to handle the chain of succession?) Nago trying to hold this group together by lowering his body fat and drinking coffee is... perfect. It's just perfect.

The Taiga scenes aside (No Thanks), this was a perfect episode. It's goofy and airy, but also poignant and bittersweet. It's an episode where a boy traveled back in time, dressed up as a fortune teller, and tried to persuade his father to abandon his mother so that he couldn't accidentally kill his girlfriend in the future. It's an episode where a supernaturally-gorgeous former supernatural executioner finds hope in love. It's an episode where a misguided, heartbroken young man enacts a foolhardy plan that fails, but may have given an idea to an all-powerful villain. It's utterly ridiculous and emotionally honest. It's characters giving rise to plots, instead of plots grinding down characters. It's an unbeatable episode of Kamen Rider Kiva.

INOUE FOREVER.