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So, we finally get to see Aguilera’s Deadman form, in the shape of a Queen Bee. It was originally going to be a rattlesnake, to round out the Shocker executive homages Julio and Olteca had. But then they decided to make Sakura’s motif a cobra and it got changed to avoid confusion.

And we get to see the Chameleon’s true identity as he’s about to die. It’s the guy from this 10 year old meme (kudos to the guy playing Wakabayashi for pulling that face off perfectly).



And the show gets its first insert song, in the form of “Go with the Flo”, performed by Ikki, Daiji and Sakura’s actors. Compared to previous “trio songs” Spinning Wheel and Rewrite the Story, I actually like this one. (It probably helps that it has three distinct singing voices, rather than a blending of baritones) So much, I’ve transcribed it (using initials in brackets to denote the dedicated solo segments)

Let's get started, we're all here

People call us boiling soul brothers



(I) I want to do something about the tragic tragedy I witnessed.

Furthermore, if a family's life is at stake, I'll be there! (I)

(D) As usual, why can't you stop being too nosy or overburdening yourself?

Once in a while, i want to be relied on! Believe me, Family Time!(D)

The cracks of awakening! (I)Always comes with inner awareness!(I)

My changing ideals, and my heart! (S)It's boiling up!(S)



Just go with the flo! There is no need for words!

Let's go! Hey, my bro! Because we're connected!

Just go with the flo! There is no more confusion!

Let's go! Hey, my bro! Bind our fates together!

(I)We'll go all out!(I)

(D)We'll settle this seriously!(D)

(S)Defeating you swiftly!(S)

Go with the Flo!



So exciting! Did you see that?

We're known as boiling soul brothers



An extreme power, a complete misunderstanding, and the revolving Earth.

Time lags when the light hits, wherever you are at the moment.

(D)I understand(D), (I)that both sides, the protector and the protected, are one and the same.(I)

It's difficult to say how to save each and every person.

The Halation of Darkness, what it (I)brilliantly reveals are(I)

Our feelings and emotions, the acceptance of them... (S)are invincible!(S)



Just go with the flo! We don't need any map!

Let's go! Hey, my bro! If we return to the same place!

Just go with the flo! Then no secrets are needed!

Let's go! Hey, my bro! Inseparable relationships!

(I)We'll go all out!(I)

(D)We'll settle this seriously!(D)

(S)Defeating you swiftly!(S)

Go with the Flo!



The breathing of attacks is perfectly synchronised!

(I)I can't save them by myself!(I)

(D)If we can work through our grief and our struggles(D), we can create miracles!
(S)We're boiling up!(S)


Just go with the flo! There is no need for words!

Let's go! Hey, my bro! Because we're connected!

Just go with the flo! There is no more confusion!

Let's go! Hey, my bro! Bind our fates together!

(I)We'll go all out!(I)

(D)We'll settle this seriously!(D)

(S)Defeating you swiftly!(S)

Go with the Flo!

And now, back to our regular feature.

Ikki: It’s Ikki and…

Daiji: Daiji and…

Sakura: Saku’s…

All: Stamp Navi.

Sakura: Today’s Stamp is… this one.

Turtle!

Protect the Peace! Super Battle! Turtle! Blow them away!

Ikki: The Turtle Vistamp grants a powerful cannon to Sakura, which has a shell built in to prevent recoil.

Daiji: In other words, it’s a Kame (turtle) Bazooka.

George: Kame Bazooka, huh? That’s why I went with today’s Legend for the motif.

Desire Driver: V3

Shiro Kazami: Henshin! V3!

George: Kamen Rider V3, Shiro Kazami. After his father, mother and sister were killed by the evil organisation Destron, he threw himself into the Double Riders’ battle with them, costing him his life. However, the two revived him as a new Kamen Rider with the skills of Ichigou and the power of Nigou, which he can channel into 26 special moves.

Sakura: (angry) Seriously! Who the f@ck keeps giving me these Vistamps based on guys with dead sisters? (She storms out)

Ikki: What’s with her?

(Vice and Lovekov pop up, wearing a Megatron mask and a Soundwave T-Shirt)

Vice: We hope you enjoy the next instalment.

Lovekov: Love!

Self-production notes: If you don’t get the final joke, then this comic may or may not help you.