[Kamen Rider Die]

LET’S LOOK! ONLY YOUR 48 RIDERS - EPISODES 13-24



I would normally say that these attempts at divination and soothsaying are complete horseshit, but then this series of Net Movies is like You Are Faiz, and now I feel like they’re the most relevant selection of tokusatsu materials of all time. Let’s see what else they can teach us!

-How to enjoy modern technology by preordering the new iPhone 16eee today
-How to cook with love in your heart, or at least fake it enough to impress a narcissist
-How to ruin your own treats
-How to cheat at cards by transmutating your opponents into inanimate objects
-How to defeat your girlfriend’s disapproving father with clinical depression and a minor amount of horrifying threats
-How to defeat a picky eater through deafening music and a lack of awareness as to what drumming has to do with eating food
-How to defuse tension with a friend by realizing that there are even more ineffective and toxic friendships out there besides yours
-How to be a good member of the Kamen Rider fan community by enjoying the hidden gems of the franchise
-How to find the right foods for the season
-How to massively overeat
-How to cheat at cards by changing your fate

It’s not… it isn’t what I’d call helpful, you know? It’s all pretty terrible, not withstanding ZX’s impassioned plea for respect. (He’d get it, eventually!) Also, why in the world is the stock image of Todoroki the one with the drumsticks?!