[Jello]

My cat is a grumpy old lady and I love her with all my heart

dad found her on the side of the road, and we decided to keep her after she just fell asleep on my shoulders.

Also DH, are you okay man? sounds like someone hit a trigger spot...

[DH21965]

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Originally Posted by Jello

My cat is a grumpy old lady and I love her with all my heart

dad found her on the side of the road, and we decided to keep her after she just fell asleep on my shoulders.

Also DH, are you okay man? sounds like someone hit a trigger spot...

That?s my Secret, I?m never okay. Too old to be okay in this meaningless cruel world.
But seriously, I?ve had cats, dogs, various reptiles and fish, Dogs and Reptiles WAYYYYYYYY higher on my list than the despicable creatures called Cats.

[Jello]

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Originally Posted by DH21965

That?s my Secret, I?m never okay. Too old to be okay in this meaningless cruel world.
But seriously, I?ve had cats, dogs, various reptiles and fish, Dogs and Reptiles WAYYYYYYYY higher on my list than the despicable creatures called Cats.

o...kay?

I could sit here and tear into dogs, because my family has had plenty, but I'd rather just acknowledge I have a pet I like

[GoldenXtreme]

Gotta be honest DH, that rant about biting a cat's tail in two seems like the kind of thing I'd read about some serial killer's disturbing childhood behavior. Kind of wish I could un-read that as a matter of fact...

[Fredbob392]

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Originally Posted by DH21965

Dogs are man?s best friends for a REASON- they don?t suck arse like Cats do and actually help you and love you unconditionally, unlike those snotty little things called cats. My 1st experience was trying to pet a cat as a child, getting bitten/scratched, so I grabbed it with all my 3-year old might and took a bite of it?s tail until I broke it in two. Hate hurting animals, but it truly effed me up. Never had a problem with that cat after that. Team Dog ALL DAY.
Dogs actually helped humans get where they are today, cats do NOTHING but invade areas and kill local wildlife in massive quantities. Eff Cats all day with a tire iron

My dude, there's something wrong with you

[DH21965]

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Originally Posted by Fredbob392

My dude, there's something wrong with you

Whatever, I don’t spend my time wondering what people think on the internet.
Right back at ya. Life is not always peaches and cats, kid.
See? I can be condescending too, online

[DH21965]

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Originally Posted by GoldenXtreme

Gotta be honest DH, that rant about biting a cat's tail in two seems like the kind of thing I'd read about some serial killer's disturbing childhood behavior. Kind of wish I could un-read that as a matter of fact...

Loling at this judgment from the internet about a simple story of a 3 year old CHILD. Think about it HARD next time beforehand. I?m not a cat loving shill from Reddit. Some of you weirdos hate dogs, which in my mind, means your kinda nuts. But it takes all kinds

[Fredbob392]

You're normally pretty chill man, you got something bad going on IRL? Probably better to take a break from the internet before you sat something you'll regret, if you haven't already

[EpsilonX]

Okay but cats are amazing. They're just not as obvious as dogs.

[Annuga]

All I'm saying is that my little snookums is perfect, he even has a mustache