[Talisman]

Actually does wish he lived in Angel Grove.

[spikebuster]

Is plotting to make kentucky implode on itself.

[Talisman]

Should stay out of the blast radius if he doesn't want to be sucked into Ultimate Hell, where all the bad, unused bridal registry gifts eventually wind up.

[GoseiWonder]

His own personal Hell is working the reception desk at a quaint Bed and Breakfast in a country town of creepily happy people.

Like Topeka in A Boy and his Dog.

[Young Optimus14]

Is red robin

[spikebuster]

Black gorillasaur

[KRX]

Shouldn't insult the [I[Batman Beyond[/I] batsuit like that.

[Talisman]

Was once in a shipwreck, and cast adrift at sea for 29 days and 29 nights. On the third day, weak from clinging to a piece of wreckage that had once been a wooden replica of Robert DeNiro's mole, he was devoured whole by a great white shark.

Not one to allow himself to perish in such an embarrassing manner, he cobbled together a blade made from detritus he found within the shark's stomach, and killed and devoured the beast from within. He then converted the now empty husk into a makeshift submarine and fought his way through a flotilla of cursed Nazi Submariners back to shore, where he received a vision from Poseidon himself, who commending him for his bravery and resourcefulness, before being granted the boon of a small commemorative plate.

Since then he has never set foot in the ocean and actively disdains beaches.

[XW1n5t0nX]

Created a very elaborate story.

[Talisman]

Should see what I can do when I actually apply myself.