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Future Rider Prism · 05-25-2021, 07:13 AM

To the thief who stole my glasses: you can't hide,

I have contacts.

gashatfreak · 05-26-2021, 08:26 AM

I once took a shell off a snail because I thought it would make it go faster.

If anything it just made it more sluggish.

DreamSword · 05-29-2021, 10:54 AM

What do you call a mouse that swears alot?

A cursor.

gashatfreak · 05-30-2021, 09:58 AM

I heard Santa once flew into a dragon while he was delivering presents.

I guess you could say he sleighed it.

Daikaijuman54 · 05-30-2021, 12:58 PM

I was writing a letter last night, but I had a wider pen with lots of ink. I sent it anyway.

It was a bold move.

gashatfreak · 05-30-2021, 09:40 PM

Imagine being trapped by a sentient animal (bear with me here) and your only way to ask for help (bear with me here) is a coded message.

DreamSword · 05-31-2021, 07:43 PM

How much does a roof cost?

Nothing. It's on the house.

Daikaijuman54 · 05-31-2021, 07:55 PM

Ever heard the one about the cheap boat?

It was on sail.

gashatfreak · 06-07-2021, 05:55 AM

Justice is best served cold.

Because if it was served warm it would be justwater.

DreamSword · 06-24-2021, 11:05 AM

How often do planes crash?

Just once.

05-25-2021, 07:13 AM	#11
Future Rider Prism Procrastinator Join Date: Jan 2021 Location: Earth Posts: 256	To the thief who stole my glasses: you can't hide, I have contacts. __________________ Signature Loading... Please Wait...

05-26-2021, 08:26 AM	#12
gashatfreak I'm a Kamen Rider Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Australia Posts: 3,034	I once took a shell off a snail because I thought it would make it go faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish. __________________

05-29-2021, 10:54 AM	#13
DreamSword Some guy. I'm alright. Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Michigan Posts: 5,265	What do you call a mouse that swears alot? A cursor. __________________ Watch Heroman With Me! \| Tokucasts w/ Friends!

05-30-2021, 09:58 AM	#14
gashatfreak I'm a Kamen Rider Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Australia Posts: 3,034	I heard Santa once flew into a dragon while he was delivering presents. I guess you could say he sleighed it. __________________

05-30-2021, 09:40 PM	#16
gashatfreak I'm a Kamen Rider Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Australia Posts: 3,034	Imagine being trapped by a sentient animal (bear with me here) and your only way to ask for help (bear with me here) is a coded message. __________________