[KyoryuBlue]

I'm going to do my pun in the form of a story.

In the begging of time, not all creatures had the ability of sight. But, most if not all had the ability to feel, and for the sake of the story. Could speak in English.

With the story, picture if you will: A Rabbit and a Frog.

The Rabbit and Frog had known each other for only a brief moment as they like every other creature had just experienced being created, and as such did not have a name.

"M'excuse me..." belched the Frog.

"Why hello!" cheered the Rabbit.

"Can you m'help me with something?"

"Why, what could you need help with?"

"I'm somewhat confused with... "Who I am". stated the philosophical frog.

"Well, I can help you with that. Though, there is a cost to that... You see, I am quite perplexed by this factor in myself as well!"

So, the pair made an agreement. The would feel each other, and figure out what they would be called based upon their description.

"Furry, long ears, big buck teeth. I'll call yah' a rabbit!"

The rabbit was enthused now knowing he was to be known as The Rabbit.

Now, it was the Frog's turn to learn who he really was.

"Slimey, you have a big body, and seem to grumble a lot. I will call you..."

"Yes?" questioned the frog.

"A Lawyer!".

[PkmnMstr]

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Originally Posted by Starscreamer

sorry for the delay in getting to this...so despite that I have Kamen late to the party, I'll work on building momentum of humor, so when I hit the Arc, I'll just unleash a Beast of bad puns. Some of you may just shake your head with an "OOO" while others may think I just Accel at bad humor. But like my Italian bud used to say. "A some-a times I-ah need to Agito the a wolfo outa the Den-O", or just let the monster out of it's home...we shall see if I have to hold back...

Ok, I was actually able to follow that. You've got 4 out of however many you tried to cram into there.

Oh and KyoryuBlue, either that's not a pun or I'm just not seeing it. It's a clever joke though. There's just not a pun in there.

[AoBlue]

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Originally Posted by PkmnMstr

It was a nice effort. Just wasn't punny enough.

I see but was that pun really needed?
I mean are you trying to be the Punisher with that one?
It was kind fourzed too.
Then again so was that one.
But hey,they can't all be Golden.
And I'm trying not to make it Personal.

[PkmnMstr]

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Originally Posted by AoBlue

I see but was that pun really needed?
I mean are you trying to be the Punisher with that one?
It was kind fourzed too.
Then again so was that one.
But hey,they can't all be Golden.
And I'm trying not to make it Personal.

Hah, that's more like it. 3 for 3 there. You're up to 4 now.

[AoBlue]

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Originally Posted by PkmnMstr

Hah, that's more like it. 3 for 3 there. You're up to 4 now.

I have not yet bepun to Nossan.

[KyoryuBlue]

Quote:

Originally Posted by PkmnMstr

Ok, I was actually able to follow that. You've got 4 out of however many you tried to cram into there.

Oh and KyoryuBlue, either that's not a pun or I'm just not seeing it. It's a clever joke though. There's just not a pun in there.

That is the Pun, in which the frog was jested to be a lawyer.

[PkmnMstr]

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Originally Posted by KyoryuBlue

That is the Pun, in which the frog was jested to be a lawyer.

But "frog" and "lawyer" do not have similar sounds or similar meanings. At all. Where's the play? That's just a joke with a punchline.

Anyhow, here's something I just came across that made me laugh.

[KamenRiderOOO]

Wizard's been a crazy ride. You could say it's SAIKŌ!!!!!

[guncannon109]

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Originally Posted by KamenRiderOOO

Wizard's been a crazy ride. You could say it's SAIKŌ!!!!!

Is there a character in Wizard named Saiko?

[PkmnMstr]

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Originally Posted by guncannon109

Is there a character in Wizard named Saiko?

Nah, Wizardriver sound. When he does powered attacks. Saiko as in "of highest degree"