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#351 |
Sentai of the Ages
![]() Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 16,715
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No Matrix. Just no. Take a fork, alright? Now leave it on a gas burner for a few hours. Wait until the metal is so hot it's almost liquid, okay? And then jam it straight into your forehead. Because that will be more entertaining and fun and better use of your time than anything in Jonah Hex.
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#352 |
Half-Boiled Shark
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 169
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No Matrix. Just no. Take a fork, alright? Now leave it on a gas burner for a few hours. Wait until the metal is so hot it's almost liquid, okay? And then jam it straight into your forehead. Because that will be more entertaining and fun and better use of your time than anything in Jonah Hex.
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#353 |
Kids don't like orange?
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Canada
Posts: 362
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I found the Hobbit painful. I loved the book, but it really did feel like they were filming one sentence for every minute of screentime, bloating the film up with random unconnected stuff from the Unfinished Tales. I mean there was still loads of cool action and some really cool mythology, but I'm more of an Urban Fantasy guy, than a swords and sorcery fantasy guy, so I just couldn't handle just how slow this film was.
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#354 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Englewood CO
Posts: 10,893
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Still have to see Looper though. |
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#355 |
Big Bad Wolf.
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Raiding tombs.
Posts: 9,529
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So the cinema is dead today. So I Sat in Mortal Instruments, just as a test to see if it really is bad or just unfairly torn to shreds as that genre is cool to hate, let's just say I walked straight to the box office and got my staff ticket. Its unfair to judge a film on one scene, but it happened to be an action scene which although clumsy, was also equal measure intentionally hilarious and badass, better than anything I've seen from Twilight, and for free... lets see just how bad the rest can really be.
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#356 |
Half-Boiled Shark
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 169
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My favorite movie of 2012 was probably Cloud Atlas, although no one even watched it and the Academy ignored it in every category.
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#357 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Englewood CO
Posts: 10,893
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I want to see it, but last time I looked, Netflix and Red Box did not have it. |
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#358 |
Amateur Procrastinator
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Colombia
Posts: 7,491
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Just watched Executive Koala thank to XW1n5t0nX recomendation.
And that was... Glorious!!!! It's so bad it's good and so good it's bad, it doesn't make sense except it totally does, it's completely stupid and it knows it. Whenever you think things are getting predictable it does a 180° spin, it's crazy, crazy awesome. There's no way to properly describe this movie, just watch it. Also I need more movies like this one in my life. |
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#359 |
Kawaii 5-0
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Location: Cardiff, United Kingdom
Posts: 12,851
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Just watched Kick Ass 2 and really really enjoyed it. Sucks to see its getting mostly mixed reviews.
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#360 |
Amateur Procrastinator
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Colombia
Posts: 7,491
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Watched Casablanca recently, a great movie, I expected an overly romantic story, but thankfully the movie wasn't like that.
The only thing I regret is not watching it before. |
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