[Dormamu]

And now a song.


I am the very mockery of a modern Japan pirate,
Our story line is making fans of sentai want to riot.
I know the script and I quote lines quite blandly.
From Goseiger to Gokaiger we change it up so grandly.
I'm cast by Haim Saban to be stereotypical
With my band of actors we give this script a burial.
About things like winning I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about nothing your kids can use.

I use the phrase of super mega way too fast and light
Hearing my voice is like your ears cut with a knife.
In short in matters of winning I am dull as a carrot
I am the very mockery of a modern Japan pirate.

I know our ranger history, its missing some years
But Gosei trolls us with some fluff and all our powers are right here.
We try so hard to make this series look like its so cool and all,
But only if youre five then you can buy our toys and have a ball.
Iconic figures from past sentais are random characters;
Like SPD and SPD and SPD and DaiRanger.
I know the villain of the week is so recycled,
But we've been doing this so long our zord is a tricycle.
We don't call it a pirate ship it's super mega wizard,
It's so messed up, it screws with Den-O's gizzard.

These powers make no sense since we already have suits,
But Gia really likes the boots and we all get to shoot.
In short, when I've a smattering of showing real emotion,
You'll say a better did this and it was poetry in motion.

This season is a tribute and it's all starlit,
But it's New Zealand and I get to play like I'm a hobbit.
You can say what you want as I am the very mockery of a modern Japan pirate,
I get a big fat check, so you can all be quiet.

[GoseiWonder]

Modern Major General parody?

[Dormamu]

Maybe next week after we see what constitutes a 'tribute'. I don't think it means what Saban thinks it means. Although if they did Power Rangers The Hunger Games, I'd be all for that.

[Thessair]

They really missed a trick not calling this episode 'The A-lion-ce'. Just sayin'.

[Starscream Gaga]

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Originally Posted by Thessair

They really missed a trick not calling this episode 'The A-lion-ce'. Just sayin'.

Oh my god. That's brilliant.

[ZeoRangerV]

I watched this episode earlier and absolutely had no reaction to it whatsoever. The new Wild Force footage was good and certainly a step in the right direction, but other than that there was nothing I liked or disliked about the episode.

And some times I feel like a "meh" reaction is the worst one a show can get. I don't feel invested enough to complain or rave about it.

[Sentai]

I voted average. Know why? "That's a super.. mega win!" ... Every time I hear that I gringe and feel this intense need to become violent and do horrible things to whoever decided that was a good idea.

And I know I keep telling everyone that you can't compare this to Gokaiger because it's two different things, and you have to see SMF has it's own thing? But it's to painful to anyone who's ever seen Gokaiger. Jake is not Doc. The movements don't match his personality, and neither does trying to make Noah into Joe.

I'd rather they would've skipped Goseiger and used Gokaiger alone for two years just to make sure they found actors who matched better with the japanese suit work.

This season is severely testing my ultra-MMPR fanoyism.

[TheFightingSpirit]

There are obvious issues. That much we can agree on.

Seriously though, and I'm not defending it when I say this, when you watch it with out trying your damn hardest to pick holes in it there's nothing amazingly awful about SMF.

Come on, you know what I mean. We all enjoying being a little too harsh on SMF sometimes

[KRX]

What really bothered me about this episode was how empty Animaria was. Aside from that, it was your standard fare.

[Locke]

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Originally Posted by TheFightingSpirit

There are obvious issues. That much we can agree on.

Seriously though, and I'm not defending it when I say this, when you watch it with out trying your damn hardest to pick holes in it there's nothing amazingly awful about SMF.

Come on, you know what I mean. We all enjoying being a little too harsh on SMF sometimes

Shit editing, shit acting, shit writing, complete and utter middle finger to the audience = picking holes?
Well.

Everything about this is amazingly awful, and not in the fun way, and that is without going into detail as to how every frame of this cancer is utterly awful in every way.