[KamenRiderRevenge]

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Originally Posted by XW1n5t0nX

Oh yeah I forgot two things.

1) I will be watching Paradise Lost, but I'll review it on my blog.
2) I'm taking a small break from Kamen Rider to finish up Jetman, watch some more Garo, and start a drama series. But I'll back soon with my reviewing of Black. Plus, I will soon begin a journey, a journey through the decade.

I'll be Diend.....'s brother!

[Locke]

Dragon Knight 02. I really like the device of the reflective surface transitions. This show has fun with its concepts, like the reactions from people who see the Riders transform or that scene where Kit tries to access the Mirror World like when Peter tries to activate his webbing in the first Spider-Man movie. It's great.

Sadly... a lot of this show isn't as great as I remember. The editing is pretty bad, and the ADR even worse. The fights have lots of great ideas, but the CGI capturing it is poor, overused and the footage feels weirdly chopped up. It's weird because the actual transformations look awesome. Plus, you always know when it goes to American footage because the choreography and special effects aren't nearly as good.

It isn't just the fights that are chopped up either, apparently all you need to do is show the missing poster of someone's father and they'll immediately tell you everything and of course despite speaking of different dimensions you'll be IMMEDIATELY BELIEVED. What...why?

Speaking of Maya, as annoying as Maya is, she is easily the best of the bunch. That boy dresses twatishly, his jealously is painful and who the hell pronounces 'vigilante' like 'VIGALONTAY'? Aunt Grace acts like she's always assuming they are still in rehearsals but luckily she's only said like two lines so far. And although easy on the eyes, Maya's friend is such a dultz.

I mean it's worse because they are largely well handled in terms of devices for the narrative. Unlike Megaforce, this is a show with an actual story so while Kit and Len provide the flashy colours for the kids, the side characters are out building a plot for us adults, but I just wish they actually spent money on the casting them.

Plus, poor Wing Knight, Kit becomes a Rider for the first time and what does he get? A finisher where a Dragon propels his kick with his fire breath, SO EPIC! So what does the experienced Wing Knight get? The power to wrap himself in his cape and fall on his enemies?! How does someone so damn cool have such a lame Final Vent?

[KamenRiderRevenge]

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Originally Posted by Locke

Plus, poor Wing Knight, Kit becomes a Rider for the first time and what does he get? A finisher where a Dragon propels his kick with his fire breath, SO EPIC! So what does the experienced Wing Knight get? The power to wrap himself in his cape and fall on his enemies?! How does someone so damn cool have such a lame Final Vent?

It's because he's so cool, his Final Vent has to be lame because if it was cool, people would die from coolness overload.

[Locke]

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Originally Posted by KamenRiderRevenge

It's because he's so cool, his Final Vent has to be lame because if it was cool, people would die from coolness overload.

Lots about Wing Knight is kinda dumb, why does a guy with a sword already have a Sword Vent card? Like he sheaths his sword, to use Sword Vent...to summon a lance. WHAT IS LOGIC.

[KamenRiderRevenge]

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Originally Posted by Locke

Lots about Wing Knight is kinda dumb, why does a guy with a sword already have a Sword Vent card? Like he sheaths his sword, to use Sword Vent...to summon a lance. WHAT IS LOGIC.

Logic is a lie, reality is a toxin, the universe is a hologram! You should know no logic exists here or anywhere!

[SPLIT LIP]

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Originally Posted by Locke

Lots about Wing Knight is kinda dumb, why does a guy with a sword already have a Sword Vent card? Like he sheaths his sword, to use Sword Vent...to summon a lance. WHAT IS LOGIC.

No kidding.

Ryuki was kind of dumb, so it carried over. It's not like in Gaim where he uses both swords. Knight literally put away one perfectly good sword to use what looked like a shittier one.

Also yeah, a lance is basically whatever Japan wants it to be... unless it's a real lance, in which case it's a "sword" or "spear."

[Locke]

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Originally Posted by SPLIT LIP

No kidding.

Ryuki was kind of dumb, so it carried over. It's not like in Gaim where he uses both swords. Knight literally put away one perfectly good sword to use what looked like a shittier one.

Also yeah, a lance is basically whatever Japan wants it to be... unless it's a real lance, in which case it's a "sword" or "spear."

It's such a cool looking suit gets such a lame fighting style and set of powers.

[Locke]

Dragon Knight 03.

Is Xaviax a master manipulator or is Richie just a moron? Hey this random guy is outside my house, time to believe everything he says! Also while we are here, the rich kid, driven entirely by money, is called "Richie Preston", really? His name couldn't be any more on the nose unless he was called MR RICH MCRICHKID, which his name practically is anyway.

Also, nice continuity, we know the symbols don't appear on the decks until the contracts are made. So why is every deck Xaviax hands across already sealed? Or does he make contracts for other people? Can they even do that? And what happens if the person turns him down? Does he just keep killing people and making contracts on their behalf's until someone accepts? No wonder he targeted someone as dumb as Richie. Plus, how does Kit have a price on his head already? Didn't he become a Rider like...yesterday? I know it's fairly self explanatory but surely Xaviax finding out another Rider is now fighting, and not under his manipulation, is important enough to be shown on screen?

Honestly, although not particularly well realised, the way Xaviax finds people with strong single minded desires and manipulates them over the course of the series is honestly very enjoyable. Pretty much no one in this show is a villain, or really a straight villain anyway, people are just gullible and naive when someone gives them what they want on a silver platter. It's a pretty pessimistic depiction of humanity which is nice coming from something that was once on the 4kids! website. Xaviax is just a great villain, and Dragon Knight provides a lot more depth and maturity than what I've come to expect from kids shows.

I love how sassy twatty mcside character is in this episode, he even finishes his lines with a pout and camp lisp. ValuablUUUUULZ. More intentionally amusing was the shit eating grin on Kit's face when Maya suggests they go out the back together. Bet he wasn't expecting her to just show him a bunch of blurry photos... "He's a huge name in the internet cryptozoology scene." who the fuck wrote this? Can't you feel that sexual tension? No? Neither can anyone else! I'm not even sure the characters can. I do like the visual attention to detail though, we're told this missing persons business is a wide spread conspiracy so it makes sense for missing person posters to be plastered EVERYWHERE.

Actionwise, it's pretty lacklustre stuff. The range of weapons and powers is likely to keep kids interested, but there is a weird lack of impact to the action. Considering in the first episode we saw Kit get tossed around like a ragdoll by that Mirror Monster, it's odd that the Rider's attacks seem to be not nearly as powerful.

Why is it in toku - not just adaptations I'm talking about the genre - do characters never TALK to one another? I mean when it comes to exposition, people can't seem to shut the fuck up, but when it comes to words that really count, they are never spoken.

I'm gonna try my hardest to just act like I've never seen this show and just talk about the episodes individually but while watching these early episodes again, Len's silence really annoys me. In Dragon Knight's world, although a kids show, violence is presented as a bad thing. These aren't so much fun powers to play with, but they literally turn you into a high tech soldier, and just like every soldier that means you have to fight. And minus retconning it at the end - it's a kids show, why expect more? - this is also a show that shows violence has consequences, people die, innocent people die - heroes die.

So with that in mind... y'know, Len's motivations for not wanting Kit to become Dragon Knight are pretty much as high as they physically could be. His life is LITERALLY on the line. And sure the truth of what is going on is pretty darn crazy, and if Len jumped off his bike and started ranting about Mirror Worlds and Monsters and shit Kit would probably laugh in his face, but is really the best option to just sorta stand over him looking scary shouting 'Advent Deck' at him him? Len is pushed as a proactive hero, but his attempts to "save" Kit from the events of the series really are quite pathetic.

[Switchblade]

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Originally Posted by XW1n5t0nX

Why did Keitaro bring a friggen iron with him? Was he going to use it as a weapon? Silly Keitaro, that isn't going to do jack diddly shit against who you're going up against.

They all brought irons? And they used them to knock people out to steal their clothing? Huh I guess there was a purpose to bringing them.

I said it when I watched it and I'll say it again now: I'd watch a TV series that was just Mari, Keitaro, and Kaido breaking into secret labs with irons and pots.

[XW1n5t0nX]

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Originally Posted by Switchblade

I said it when I watched it and I'll say it again now: I'd watch a TV series that was just Mari, Keitaro, and Kaido breaking into secret labs with irons and pots.

I second this. Call it Get Smart Brain.