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#1031 |
Kamen Ride Or Die
Join Date: Aug 2019
Location: Chicago, IL
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In all honesty, I?ve gotten a whole lot more out of the Genms miniseries than the main movies that were marked as the continuation of 01.
To the point that I?m actually continuing my feature from the series proper here. Progrise: This company is mine. President: Dan Kuroto. Singurise: When the five horns cross, the Thousand-Ark is born. Presented by Ark! |
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#1032 |
Warrior of Delusions!
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Wait, you dont know either?
Posts: 5,695
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I wasn't a huge fan of this one? I think I might have just been burned out on side-piece fluff, because this one, trying to make a wider narrative out of what are effectively 10 minute shorts, didn't really land? It's cute and all, but trying to reach too high, with the Ark being back, Huma-Gearnm (which I totally didn't spoil like 2 days ago when I mentioned Kuroto robot, whoops), and hints at Smart Brain. I guess we'll see how Outsiders goes.
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#1033 |
Kamen Ride Or Die
Join Date: Aug 2019
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 5,514
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I wasn't a huge fan of this one? I think I might have just been burned out on side-piece fluff, because this one, trying to make a wider narrative out of what are effectively 10 minute shorts, didn't really land? It's cute and all, but trying to reach too high, with the Ark being back, Huma-Gearnm (which I totally didn't spoil like 2 days ago when I mentioned Kuroto robot, whoops), and hints at Smart Brain. I guess we'll see how Outsiders goes.
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#1034 |
Kamen Ride Or Die
Join Date: Aug 2019
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 5,514
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KAMEN RIDER ZERO-ONE SHORT ANIME: EVERYONE’S DAILY LIFE
![]() SPECIAL GUEST POST BY DREAMSWORD There are alot of threads in these forums. Some you can be choosy about whether you read them or not, but others can have a big impact on how you view and interact with others. Today I'd like to tell you a story about one such thread creator who certainly influenced me. There once was a man called Kamen Rider Die. In any attempt to vent his frustrations, he joined a random Toku board known as TokuNation to shout about Kamen Rider Ghost. "I can't believe what this show is doing to me!" he'd exclaim. And amidst all of the excitement, his beloved SO-DO Ryuki figure popped out of his pocket and ended up falling into a nearby sewer drain. "MY SO-DO FELL INTO THE SEWER!?" he'd exclaim. Die quickly scurried over to the open sewer drain, and to his surprise, it was currently occupied! "The heck? Are you a Ninja Turtle!?" he'd exclaim. And out from the sewer drain arrived a man known as Name. "Actually I'm an Avenger. Anyway, a few things dropped down here a second ago. Was it a SO-DO Build Genius or a SO-DO Hazard Build? Or if ya like, we do got some neat anime down here you could watch." Don't ask why Name would ask any of these questions. Die replied with "Do you have Naruto!?" his all time favorite anime. Name stared at Die dead in the eyed and asked "Why the heck would I have Naruto? You know what, you're not allowed down in my sewer anymore." And with that he dropped back down into the sewer drain. But then suddenly En-chan appeared out of the same sewer! "Do you have my SO-DO!?" Die exclaimed. "Sorry man, I only collect DX Toys." En-chan then too sank back into the sewers. Distraught and unsure of what to do, Die then for some reason went all the way to the UK to try and make sense of his predicament. There he came across a man known as Androzani. Die would attempt to plead with the man, only to later find himself leaving the area after having bought a ton of roleplay belts while in some sort of trance. Die, now convinced he had gone crazy, decided to continue on with his reviews and outlook on the various Kamen Rider shows, all while building and stickering various SO-DO figures as a means to fill the void left by losing his beloved Ryuki. His own sort of punishment game, if you will. However, this would in turn inspire others to begin writing their own reviews. Some in agreement with Die, some not, but all aimed towards the common goal of outlook and discussion. But that was not enough. He needed more. He then one day realized that some random guy called DreamSword had begun to muscle in on his turf, and, when the moment was hot, hijacked DreamSword's own thread to review the Zero-One anime shorts. It lead to many a great applause, and despite the ill fated Ryuki figure not returning, the void was filled via tons of other Ryuki-related content (drained from DreamSword). So as you can see, the lesson here is that Die will always find a way to one-up the competition, by any means necessary. Which is why it's such an honor that he brought me in to review the Zero-One anime shorts for him as I am the Only Anime Fan on these entire boards and really, who else would be qualified, right? So without further ado, let's start with... with... Die's right behind me, isn't he? ![]() Man, after I so kindly pitched in on DreamSword’s anime thread, this is the thanks I get? Unbelievable. Hi, yes, Kamen Rider Die here. I watched this anime! Pretty excellent batch of shorts to send off this Zero-One thread, which is a very pleasant surprise. I’m not really an anime guy, so when DreamSword volunteered to cover them in detail for his Toku Anime thread, I was like They’re 1000% Yours. But then everything else got done, and I had a night, so I figured I’d give them a once over, even if it’s just to direct everyone to DreamSword’s more robust analysis from the perspective of an anime aficionado. Except, I liked them? A lot? It helps that they’re barely animated. The emphasis isn’t on dazzling fight scenes or emotive facial expressions or staggering set design. This is some Flash-era stuff, possibly fully animated on a Nokia N-Gage. (I have not checked the Wiki!) The charm of it - and it is SO CHARMING - is in the vocal performances, and the increasing absurdity of the episodes. Like, first episode? I did not think this was going to work for me. It’s cute, Izu sort of torturing Aruto, but it’s only one joke. Good joke, but: one joke. The second episode’s in the same vein, where Yua tortures Fuwa at a theme park. Fuwa’s inability to match Yua’s food-and-terror routine is a good gag, but it doesn’t really change or grow as the episode progresses. Then we get to the MetsubouJinrai episode. Maybe the best MetsubouJinrai thing of all time, and that’s before the bonus segment where the actors actually play MetsubouJinrai Game. (OF COURSE Ikazuchi loses. And Naki wins!!!) It’s such a fantastic bit of escalating comedy, as the Humagears get more and more obsessed with this goofy party game, and the punishments get more baffling. (Naki flirting with Ikazuchi was absolutely the best one, which is why it ended up in the credits.) I wish this episode had been the plot of 01hers: Kamen Rider MetsubouJinrai instead of what we got, and I liked that movie. The remaining two episodes are very good (Gai as just the most annoying anchor for ZAIA employees is brilliant), but this series peaks hard at Episode 3. Nothing in the world is going to measure up to MetsubouJinrai Game, which is likely why the game returns in Episode 5, giving us the hilarious image of four Humagears teaming up to force Aruto’s loss. It’s the most thrilling defeat, and I wish it were how the Ark-One story concluded. These little barely-animated bits of humor were such a nice way to wrap up Zero-One. It’s like the gag video at the end of a season of television, where the curtain gets pulled back a little in celebration of getting to the end. It’s funny, but overwhelmingly warm and kind. This is how I want to remember these goofballs. Just like this. ![]() okay maybe not just like that |
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#1035 |
The monster you created
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 10,049
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Excellent chance for me to build off of my previous post: I have straight-up never heard of these.
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#1036 |
Alias: ZeroEnchiladas
Join Date: Aug 2015
Posts: 2,393
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Kabedon
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#1037 |
Kamen Ride Or Die
Join Date: Aug 2019
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 5,514
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They're very fun! If you only have time for one (although you could watch all five in a half-hour), watch the the third one. It's outstanding.
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#1038 |
Some guy. I'm alright.
Join Date: Sep 2019
Location: Michigan
Posts: 3,785
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Man, the guy who wrote that opening bit sounds really full of himself. Never have him post here again!
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But yeah I loved all of these shorts. Super charming and really funny.
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#1039 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Jan 2020
Posts: 1,014
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KAMEN RIDER ZERO-ONE 01HERS: KAMEN RIDER VULCAN AND VALKYRIE
This is another movie that I didn’t love, despite respecting its take on passing the torch. Fuwa and MetsubouJinrai are relics of another time, another war. Their solutions were always going to be measured in battles and destruction. What the future needs is people like Yua, who can see both sides of a conflict and work towards common ground. She was a tool who became a leader. She’s a soldier who questioned her mandate. She’s someone who saw beyond technology’s use to find something that reflects the soul and hopes of humanity. If anyone deserves to be the voice of reason in the future, it’s her. Quote:
Too bad she mostly eats shit in this superhero story, though! The grim inevitability of this film means that Fuwa’s sacrificial nature was always going to be put on a higher pedestal than Yua’s empathy and self-control, but MAN does Justice Serval just exist for one brutal beatdown by MetsubouJinrai. I like the suit better of the two new ones (Lightning Hornet’s a fun base for it), but Yua’s bold new upgrade is just more grist for Fuwa’s feral heroism.
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Fuwa… it’s so funny, to see Fuwa as the mediating voice in a MetsubouJinrai rampage. That’s a cute final story for him, trying to tell violent Humagears that they’ve warped the message of a Humagear terrorist organization. Like, the deranged lunatic of the early Zero-One episodes is the one fighting for the soul of his former enemies. That’s a neat summation of Zero-One’s goals as a story, that we need to better understand the next generation (of technology, or of people) rather than resort to aggression and mistrust. Fuwa’s this story Working As Intended, but he’s still too violent to stick around.
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The two main Swords, 9 and 20, are okay. They’re very clearly Proto Fuwa and Proto Yua, filling the Doctor Who companion role of asking questions and getting lectured by the main characters. I liked them being in the film as a way of demonstrating Yua and Fuwa’s growth, but they were never really more than plot devices. They didn’t come across as characters to me.
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#1040 |
Showa Girl
Join Date: Jun 2018
Posts: 9,027
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Get used to these (which it doesn't sound like you'll have a hard time doing!) because it seems these anime shorts are just a thing for Reiwa Rider now! It's a bit like the second coming of net movies and I happily welcome them! As someone who doesn't like either 01 or Saber as a whole I thoroughly enjoyed both their anime shorts series and highly recommend them to anyone. Just a great laugh, and I hope someone subs Revice's set soon
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