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05-25-2021, 07:13 AM | #11 |
Procrastinator
Join Date: Jan 2021
Location: Earth
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To the thief who stole my glasses: you can't hide,
I have contacts.
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05-26-2021, 08:26 AM | #12 |
WONDER RIDER
Join Date: Oct 2017
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,713
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I once took a shell off a snail because I thought it would make it go faster.
If anything it just made it more sluggish.
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05-29-2021, 10:54 AM | #13 |
Some guy. I'm alright.
Join Date: Sep 2019
Location: Michigan
Posts: 4,396
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What do you call a mouse that swears alot?
A cursor.
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05-30-2021, 09:58 AM | #14 |
WONDER RIDER
Join Date: Oct 2017
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,713
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I heard Santa once flew into a dragon while he was delivering presents.
I guess you could say he sleighed it.
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05-30-2021, 12:58 PM | #15 |
Kaiju or Hero?
Join Date: Jan 2021
Location: Even I Don't Know Anymore.
Posts: 1,397
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I was writing a letter last night, but I had a wider pen with lots of ink. I sent it anyway.
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05-30-2021, 09:40 PM | #16 |
WONDER RIDER
Join Date: Oct 2017
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,713
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Imagine being trapped by a sentient animal (bear with me here) and your only way to ask for help (bear with me here) is a coded message.
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05-31-2021, 07:43 PM | #17 |
Some guy. I'm alright.
Join Date: Sep 2019
Location: Michigan
Posts: 4,396
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How much does a roof cost?
Nothing. It's on the house.
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05-31-2021, 07:55 PM | #18 |
Kaiju or Hero?
Join Date: Jan 2021
Location: Even I Don't Know Anymore.
Posts: 1,397
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Ever heard the one about the cheap boat?
It was on sail. |
06-07-2021, 05:55 AM | #19 |
WONDER RIDER
Join Date: Oct 2017
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,713
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Justice is best served cold.
Because if it was served warm it would be justwater.
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06-24-2021, 11:05 AM | #20 |
Some guy. I'm alright.
Join Date: Sep 2019
Location: Michigan
Posts: 4,396
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How often do planes crash?
Just once.
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