Kamen Rider Jokes!
 

Hello everyone, and welcome to the Kamen Rider Jokes page, where you can make Kamen Rider Jokes! No pictures, please.

Kabuto: Cast off!
Kabuto Zecter: CAST OFF. CHANGE BEETLE.
Jyuka: I can do it too! CAST OFF!!!
*Jyuka's clothes fall down and covers herself*

And that's why kids, you never copy Tendou. Except for the Hyper Battle DVD.

Have fun!

I got a joke

Ryu-Sen: Oh boy! I got myself a Gaim's Belt! I always want to be like Gaim!

47 episode later

Ryu-Sen: Horror! I can't believe that I killed my friend without knowing he was a monster! That Sagara dude trick me into using that Kiwami Lockseed that turn me into a Monster too! I made my best friend hate me! I let Mai killed and turn into Eve! And now! What can this day get any worse?
Gen Urobuchi: You let everyone die because of I AM UROBUTCHER!!!!!
Ryu-Sen: No!!!! UROBUTCHER!!!!!! UROBUTCHER!!!!!!!!!

What happened to Dark Kabuto.

8 Years Later...

Dark Kabuto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I think I have a decent one

Knock Knock!!

Who's there?

Tangerine!

Tangerine who?

*Kouta proceeds to blow open the door*

I AM AN ORANGE!!!


Hey, I said decent, not good

I dunno if I could laugh at this...cause it made fun of tangerines..

http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-co...7/bring-it.jpg

War has begun..

I got one regarding the fight between Micchy and Kouta and the death of Kouta.

Kouta knocks on Micchy's door.

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Orange"

"Orange who?"

"Orange you glad I didn't die."

...I know it's terrible don't judge me.

I don't what's worse you making the joke or me laughing at the joke lol.

*at a grocery shop, Kamen Rider Fourze and Gaim are shopping*

Fourze: *grabs an orange*
Gaim: No, just please no.
Fourze: *puts it above his head*
Gaim: Fu-
Fourze: I'M A WALKING ORANGE!! *walks around slashing air and then spins*

I hope this was funny..

I got one for Ryuu's proposal to Akiko.

Ryuu: (on one knee with a ring in hand) Chief.....will you marry me?
Akiko: (smiling & teary-eyed leans forward & kisses Ryuu)
Ryuu: (breaks the kiss, chuckling) So, is that a yes?
Akiko: (puts finger to Ryuu's lips while grinning) Don't ask me questions. (Leans into another kiss)

Made this up with my siblings when we finished Double, hope it was good. ^^;

HAHA!