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#931 |
Big Bad Wolf.
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Raiding tombs.
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Shit man I got so confused, it's 4 am and my mind can't handle this labyrinth.
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#932 |
Mild-Mannered Reporter
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Everywhere and nowhere, according to String Theory.
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#933 |
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Englewood CO
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That is my favourite part of the Transformers franchise - oh yeah it's "trash" trash that has entertained almost as many people as it has made in dollars times a million. I'm sure your piece of shit art film which opened in one theatre to two people is really enjoying that same level of success. He makes his movies, for his fans and we are legion meanwhile the critics continue to show themselves as sheep who do not know a thing about what they are talking about except for their own isolated, insular circles which they call "art".
Michael Bay has done nothing but make me hate the entire franchise to the point that I have sold off 99% of my entire Transformers collection. I hate what his movies have done to the series overall as it is spilled over into every other TF medium there is. He turned the series from something special with a unique concept about transforming giant robots that battle each other into walking junkyards mating while making as many sexual innuendos as possible. He took the idea of having good human characters to help the Autobots survive on Earth and turned them into bumbling moronic idiots and actresses that look like professional porn stars with the acting ability of average porn stars. I would rather go see a good movie like The Grand Budapest Hotel than be disappointed and bored with another bayplosion orgasm that I have already seen a million times before. When Michael Bay goes back to making something like The Rock, then I'll go back to watching his movies. Quote:
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2). The guy has been hearing the same criticisms over and over again for the past seven years. There's a point where he is going to get tired of them.
The worst part is, he doesn't make sense. His movies feel like they don't even have a script, yet, earlier this year he acted like a spoiled baby and darted off stage because the script wasn't there to tell him what to say. Who knew he was so adamant on having a script? Quote:
3). He's made it quite clear he makes those movies for people who are/want to feel like 13-year-old boys.
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I don't watch those movies because I want to be challenged. I watch them because I want bto see giant robots turning into giant machines and fight other giant robots. If there is some deeper message or challenging ideas in there, that's great, but that's not why I'm watching.
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That doesn't mean I don't always want to be challenged. It just means that I know what I'm getting myself into when I watch a Transformers film, and I know how to enjoy it. It won't stop me from watching better movies. It just means that, sometimes, I want to watch a Transformers movie.
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#934 |
「蝙蝠騎士の魔界<ブラム>」
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: The Catacombs of Ohio
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Everybody's talking about Transformers and here I am just watching some Pinky Violence films
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#935 |
Man with a plan
Join Date: Oct 2012
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Damn if Dr Kain thinks this about the Bay movies, I can't wait to see the wrath of god that will come down on the MMPR movie.
Also, why does the Bay movies want you to sell your Transformers? That makes no sense? Wants you to leave the fandom? That's fine. But how the fuck does the movies intrinsically want you to sell something that is only related by the same franchise. |
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#936 |
「蝙蝠騎士の魔界<ブラム>」
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Damn if Dr Kain thinks this about the Bay movies, I can't wait to see the wrath of god that will come down on the MMPR movie.
Also, why does the Bay movies want you to sell your Transformers? That makes no sense? Wants you to leave the fandom? That's fine. But how the fuck does the movies intrinsically want you to sell something that is only related by the same franchise.
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#937 |
Man with a plan
Join Date: Oct 2012
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Non-Stop
This movie made me feel very uncomfortable, watching Leiam Neiisan hastling people. I like the amount of intrigue and thinking the first part of the movie goes. Giving you clues and suspicions about who it is on the plane that's doing this. The main character is very flawed and I'm not one to usually appreciate these types of characters but I liked Neesan's character here. |
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#938 |
Mild-Mannered Reporter
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Everywhere and nowhere, according to String Theory.
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I can understand where a lot of your complaints are coming from (although I think you were a bit out of line with some of your insults). However, I'm a teenage boy, and while I don't act like one most of the time, I think that's the reason I'm able to enjoy these movies. I was nine when the first one came out, and my only prior experience with the franchise was Cybertron. I watched Animated as it aired, but the movie was really influential in me making that decision. While older fans might feel like they're not gettting the movie tthey deserve, the movies are responsible for a large portion of the fandom's growth. And, for that, I think they've earned their place in the franchise.
Also, Optimus Prime riding a dinosaur. That makes me happy and gives me hope. ![]() |
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#939 |
Big Bad Wolf.
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Raiding tombs.
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The whole "it's not faithful to the source material" is like my favourite line. How would the films have benefited, in any way, with sticking closer to the material? You'd expect the original Transformers or their many iterations to be high art and not a long string of mostly trashy attempts to capture some of the more magic, bigger Japanese toy franchises from the past thirty or so years with the way they rip into him. I just utterly fail to see how Bay's vision of the transformers is somehow worse than any other iteration. I mean at least his are big, high concept spectacles unlike Beast Wars for example, which was a show I loved as a child but it's aged so horribly in the last ten or so years I find it unwatchable as an adult.
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#940 |
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Englewood CO
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I'm not complaining about their source material. My problem is that they just don't look like Transformers to me. I cannot even tell some of the characters apart as they all look the same. It's like they just threw garbage on top of a magnet and the drew the image out in the shape of a robot. Their transformations just don't make sense as they hardly even look like the vehicle they are supposed to be hiding as.
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Damn if Dr Kain thinks this about the Bay movies, I can't wait to see the wrath of god that will come down on the MMPR movie.
Also, why does the Bay movies want you to sell your Transformers? That makes no sense? Wants you to leave the fandom? That's fine. But how the fuck does the movies intrinsically want you to sell something that is only related by the same franchise. Last edited by Dr Kain; 07-20-2014 at 10:12 AM.. |
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