The thread of eternal puns

Powerman293 · 07-29-2014, 11:17 AM

Dunno if this exists already but we need a place for these kinds of jokes. They can be toku or non toku related.

Song titles:
Its Diend of the World

Movies:
Hot Tub Gaim machine
Dude, where's my Drive?

KamenRiderOOO · 07-29-2014, 11:52 AM

What did Haruto say to Terui when he asked him about his favorite food?

"DOUGHNUT ASK ME QUESTIONS!"

AkibaSilver · 07-29-2014, 11:58 AM

So, which Zed would win in a fight: Lord or Emperor? (We all know Lord Zed would win, but whatever!)

Meanwhile, I'm just going to sit back and wait till Nossan-Sentai finds this thread.

Paladin · 07-29-2014, 11:59 AM

"This tale is set in Gold Rush days, when the place to be was the Yukon. Because wool and meat were so vital, sheep became very valuable. One of the wealthiest women in town was a tough old lady named Beatrice, who had moved there from Boston but had become so acclimated that everyone called her Yukoned Bea."

"Bea owned 26 sheep, which she named for the letters of the alphabet. Ewe A, Ewe B, and so on. Bea ran the only hotel in town, but she was opposed to drinking, and wouldn't rent rooms to any man who had a hint of alcohol on his breath. This didnt sit well with the local saloon-keepers, Hiram Lovedaw and Hubert Loff, so they bet Bea that one of them could invent a drink that even her sharp nose couldn't detect. The winner would get her best sheep, Ewe F. She agreed, and they went to work. Lovedaw's drink was called Blue Lightning, and Loff called his Mountain Dew (this was long before the carbonated beverage of the same name). The day of the competition arrived, and Lovedaw went first. He took a long swig of Blue Lightning. Bea smelled his breath, and announced that she couldn't detect a thing. The it was Loffs turn, and Lovedaw was hoping that his friend would fail. Do you know why?"

Because....

"If Yukoned Bea whiffed Dew on Hugh Loff, Lovedaw won Ewe F."

KamenRiderOOO · 07-29-2014, 12:03 PM

What's Sentai's favorite boardgame?

Talisman · 07-29-2014, 12:18 PM

One could say that Kaito is an Old God in human form, since he's responsible for the creation of three nuts.

Sentai · 07-29-2014, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KamenRiderOOO

What's Sentai's favorite boardgame?

It was actually

KamenRiderOOO · 07-29-2014, 12:24 PM

KurokageXGridon is one of the reigning ships this year. You could say their fans are nuts about them.

Talisman · 07-29-2014, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KamenRiderOOO

KurokageXGridon is one of the reigning ships this year. You could say their fans are nuts about them.

Speaking of ships, it's time for me to cast off.

uchihabro77 · 07-29-2014, 01:28 PM

What do Sentai heroes use to listen to music?

Bandora

07-29-2014, 11:17 AM	#1
Powerman293 Man with a plan Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 4,297	Dunno if this exists already but we need a place for these kinds of jokes. They can be toku or non toku related. Song titles: Its Diend of the World Movies: Hot Tub Gaim machine Dude, where's my Drive? __________________ My Twitter

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KamenRiderOOO Resident Customizer The Guy with the Voices @TrueKROOO Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Visalia, CA Posts: 11,089	What did Haruto say to Terui when he asked him about his favorite food? "DOUGHNUT ASK ME QUESTIONS!" __________________ My signature disappeared. Help.

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AkibaSilver Warrior of Delusions! Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Wait, you dont know either? Posts: 5,854	So, which Zed would win in a fight: Lord or Emperor? (We all know Lord Zed would win, but whatever!) Meanwhile, I'm just going to sit back and wait till Nossan-Sentai finds this thread. __________________ Check out my occasional ramblings! https://akibamusings.blogspot.com/

07-29-2014, 11:59 AM	#4
Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: MI Posts: 5,963	"This tale is set in Gold Rush days, when the place to be was the Yukon. Because wool and meat were so vital, sheep became very valuable. One of the wealthiest women in town was a tough old lady named Beatrice, who had moved there from Boston but had become so acclimated that everyone called her Yukoned Bea." "Bea owned 26 sheep, which she named for the letters of the alphabet. Ewe A, Ewe B, and so on. Bea ran the only hotel in town, but she was opposed to drinking, and wouldn't rent rooms to any man who had a hint of alcohol on his breath. This didnt sit well with the local saloon-keepers, Hiram Lovedaw and Hubert Loff, so they bet Bea that one of them could invent a drink that even her sharp nose couldn't detect. The winner would get her best sheep, Ewe F. She agreed, and they went to work. Lovedaw's drink was called Blue Lightning, and Loff called his Mountain Dew (this was long before the carbonated beverage of the same name). The day of the competition arrived, and Lovedaw went first. He took a long swig of Blue Lightning. Bea smelled his breath, and announced that she couldn't detect a thing. The it was Loffs turn, and Lovedaw was hoping that his friend would fail. Do you know why?" Because.... "If Yukoned Bea whiffed Dew on Hugh Loff, Lovedaw won Ewe F." __________________ TWITTER: Paladin4221 Check out my SALES THREAD Please! Every Little Bit Helps!

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