[gashatfreak]

I know absolutely nothing about GI Joe except that Cobra Commander has some of the best tastes in fashion I've ever seen.

[Jello]

I think that "big buff military people" isn't as easy to sell to kids today as it was in the 90's

Times change

[gashatfreak]

So, like, I just discovered an upcoming Christmas movie which features Santa Claus beating up a bunch of mercenaries or something? I dunno, Christmas has gotten a lot wierder since I was a kid hahaha.

[Jello]

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Originally Posted by gashatfreak

So, like, I just discovered an upcoming Christmas movie which features Santa Claus beating up a bunch of mercenaries or something? I dunno, Christmas has gotten a lot wierder since I was a kid hahaha.

finally, a sequel to Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

[Mesnick]

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Originally Posted by gashatfreak

So, like, I just discovered an upcoming Christmas movie which features Santa Claus beating up a bunch of mercenaries or something? I dunno, Christmas has gotten a lot wierder since I was a kid hahaha.

I liked it right down to the deer shit joke. Is it really so funny and necessary?

[Annuga]

I think there's a Grinch themed horror movie coming out soon too.

Also holy fuck I'm going to visit the only other family member I have who I don't hate next week for the first time in 14 years. Man I need that

[Mesnick]

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Originally Posted by Annuga

I think there's a Grinch themed horror movie coming out soon too.

More like a remake, where they will show that Grinch was actually right.

[Sevenlima]

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Originally Posted by Jello

I think that "big buff military people" isn't as easy to sell to kids today as it was in the 90's

Times change

Well, call of duty-like games are pretty popular today.

[Daikaijuman54]

There hasn't been a Christmas Movie since Klaus that I actually liked. I really don't care about these "edgy Christmas Movies" at all.

I prefer wholesome classic ones.

[Talisman]

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Originally Posted by gashatfreak

I know absolutely nothing about GI Joe except that Cobra Commander has some of the best tastes in fashion I've ever seen.

Except the Fish Bowl.

Just kidding, I loved the Fish Bowl.

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Originally Posted by Jello

I think that "big buff military people" isn't as easy to sell to kids today as it was in the 90's

Times change

80s. Joe was struggling in the late 80s because of adolescent ambush amphibians, and all but extinct in the 90s because of I can't come up with a good alliteration joke involving Power Rangers.

Anyway Joe hasn't always had problems adapting (see: Adventure Team), it's just that

Hasbro

Are

Cowards